Pastors are just Christians justifying their pride
(Source: neilcicierega, via ruinedchildhood)
New Mother:
is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor:
IT'S A SEA BASS
New Mother:
NOT AGAIN
You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…
SOB
what
NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Oh god it got better.
(via acoustic-bandit)